World Tonger Federation Claimed

We are the governing body of the sport of Tonger.

But we don’t actually govern anything.

Tonger has no rules. It’s a way of life as much as it is a sport.

Tonger exists to remind you of your divine, creative power to create anything in this world. With a simple pair of kitchen tongs and a statement of, “I tong, therefore I am”, that spark of infinity which is your birthright gets re-ignited.

And every time you throw something with a kitchen tong and create a new game around it (which you name and is yours forever), you birth a new Tongerverse.

Within the singularity of Tonger, there is no depression. No worry. No overthinking. No rumination on the past and no anxiety for the future.

Only the present Tonger.

Where your inner child lives forever.

We are also rolling out a series of nationwide events called, “Days of Delirious Joy”, where we’ll gather in Tongerian splendor, throw stuff, and leave our worries behind. 

To see when a Day of Delirious Joy is coming to you, follow us on Instagram at @playtonger